The picture in this post is from an album cover that was reportedly prepared for the band, The Talking Heads.
The theme of the blog is based on their album, Speaking In Tongues, and its hit single Burning Down The House (for an 80s throw back moment consider clicking on the previous link).
Earlier this month, the following headline came in on my email:
“Fed Could Trigger 40% Equity Correction”
I will avoid pointing out the well known investment professional who is reported to have made this quote, but as I just wrote in my last blog, Your Brain On The Market, headlines like this from Wall Street talking heads don’t tend to help investors make constructive decisions. Often, they only create unneeded emotion and fuel irrational behavior that harms long-term returns.
As we have written about many times before, at the very least prognostications like this tend to be inaccurate.
At worst, they are self serving.
When I was a Managing Director at a large asset management firm, I sat in on media training with our senior portfolio managers (PMs). What was the most important message PMs were told to reinforce in interviews?
“While in front of the camera, be sure to use the opportunity to talk up positions that you just bought to get the herd interested in buying them.”
PMs were also told to talk down positions that they did not hold, which were part of their index or were large holdings of their competitors. I actually witnessed portfolio management teams watch CNBC interviews and then cheer as they saw large numbers of buy or sell trades come across the ticker based on their colleague’s comments.
Related to this, consider the following true stories:
The “Honest” Global Chief Investment Officer
Once while having a private dinner with a Global Chief Investment Officer, I asked why the first few sections of his team’s glossy monthly advice and commentary publication were becoming more and more short-term trade and active manager oriented, especially based on the fact he had previously told me most of his personal money was in index funds.
After a little wine, he admitted that most of the pieces would likely not add value and that some were quite risky.
He then said this:
“Keep in mind that I get paid to publish ideas that we can sell for a profit. If I don’t, the brokers and management complain. I then could lose my job.”
“I learned a long time ago that it pays to feed the Street.”
The “Honest” Global Head of Asset Management
In the process of trying to get good insight into a competitor’s fund portfolio for a prospect presentation, I had a meeting with the ex-head of Global Asset Management for the firm that had created the funds I was analyzing. Perfect, I thought, he led the group that created all of the products. After I gave him a brief overview, he smiled and said,
“You’re thinking too much. You are correct, the performance of the portfolios has been bad. We had a great brand though, an even better Ivy League MBA sales team, and we knew it.”
“We looked at products one way.”
“If we could sell it, it was good.”
I could go on and on about stories from the past, but reaching back again to our last post, don’t let your brain get flamed up by stock market commentators or marketing presentations.
Market headlines fueled by the sensational quotes of talking heads can burn down your investment portfolio.